Introvert-friendly holiday hoodie with a readable, snarky one-liner and retro-inspired, high-contrast artwork that nods to the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend. Clean sans/retro serif lettering sits over a neutral square background with small festive accents in classic holiday hues, making the joke instantly legible from across a room. The relaxed, medium-weight hooded sweatshirt offers cozy warmth for social outings when you want to stay comfortable while signaling low-key holiday mood and social fatigue with a friendly wink.

Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- Classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF inner neck labels; prints done via DTG (embroidery optional)

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed