{"product_id":"neurodivergent-soy-candle-my-brain-just-has-more-zoomies-9oz-scented-jar","title":"Neurodivergent Soy Candle — \"My Brain Just Has More Zoomies\" 9oz Scented Jar","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight this soy candle and let a warm, honest moment settle in. Hand-poured into a reusable glass jar, it fills the room with one of twelve thoughtfully blended scents — from crisp Apple Harvest and cozy Christmas Warmth to oceanic Atlantis Whisper or soft Clean Cotton. The label’s playful, rainbow cat illustration and “Neurodivergent. My brain just has more zoomies.” wording bring a gentle, affirmative vibe to a desk, nightstand, or meditation corner. Burns cleanly for roughly 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick, then the glass becomes a small vase or trinket jar — a little sustainable ritual you can return to every season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vegan, natural, and non-toxic soy wax blend\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of 12 curated scents (including unscented)\u003cbr\u003e- Burn time approx. 50–60 hours on a cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Complies with ASTM safety standards; assembled in USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. \t\t\t\t\t\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624710253,"sku":"29220861113128079584","price":17.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt + Orchid \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624743021,"sku":"18918828350755224905","price":17.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624775789,"sku":"29512482583376930311","price":17.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624808557,"sku":"95708774301782954879","price":17.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624841325,"sku":"19116902467952490868","price":17.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624874093,"sku":"28896658668194193305","price":17.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624906861,"sku":"15535710990376490826","price":17.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624939629,"sku":"91072609640573749302","price":17.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":44811624972397,"sku":"75053797616168584914","price":17.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/2447\/2941\/files\/neurodivergent-soy-candle-my-brain-just-has-more-zoomies-9oz-scented-jar-9902382.jpg?v=1773473173","url":"https:\/\/floofchonk.com\/products\/neurodivergent-soy-candle-my-brain-just-has-more-zoomies-9oz-scented-jar","provider":"FloofChonk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}