Introvert-friendly holiday tee that reads like a punchy party one-liner: clean, readable text with small festive icons that nod to snacks and social exhaustion. The design uses high-contrast, sans-forward typography and simple holiday hues so the joke lands at a glance — suited to office parties, casual holiday gatherings, or quiet corners by the snack table. Matches the Holiday Party Survival Humor trend with snarky-but-warm energy for shoppers seeking quick, readable festive humor.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001), lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Sleeve and neck label prints produced via DTF or DTG depending on provider
- Tear-away label; adult sizing; REACH certified; sourced from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean