Dry, deadpan text sticker in bold condensed sans: “I’m not a hot mess, I’m a cultural event.” High-contrast, minimalist layout makes the line read at a glance for meme-literate shoppers who favor sarcastic, self-deprecating humor. The compact kiss-cut vinyl sticker works as a low-key social signal on laptops, journals, or water bottles for introverts and anyone who leans into ironic identity quips. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Long lasting: Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.) - Vibrant colors: Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors - PNG format: Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted - Age restrictions: For adults Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.