I'm Not a Hot Mess I'm a Cultural Event Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Self-Deprecating Quote
I'm Not a Hot Mess I'm a Cultural Event Sweatshirt | Sarcastic Self-Deprecating Quote
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Dry, minimal crewneck sweatshirt bearing a bold, deadpan one-liner centered on the chest that reads like a self-aware meme. High-contrast, condensed sans typography keeps the message instantly legible and aligns with sarcastic/self-deprecating humor trends—easy to read in social feeds and wearable as an ironic social shield. The classic-fit fleece sweatshirt works as a casual layer for introverts, night-shift workers, and anyone who prefers wry commentary over small talk.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric
- Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitching at seams
- Embroidery option on left/center chest or wrists; DTG prints for main design
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label
- Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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