Introvert-focused holiday humor printed on a sturdy cotton canvas tote — a readable, snarky one-liner set in high-contrast retro serif and classic seasonal hues. The design places a punchy, text-first joke about avoiding party small talk at the bag’s center, paired with small festive icons for quick visual context. It reads like a low-key social shield for anyone navigating crowded holiday gatherings while keeping the tone playful and relatable to the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Flat corners (no gusset)
- Carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry